Santa, baby, I've really been an awfully good girl

[daliahn]

LIKES Late nights, crisp air, black coffee, old jazz standards, dark beer, American Spirits cigarettes, rare steaks, uncontrollable fits of laughter, snow, skygazing, other people's children, twitter, poorly written erotica ebooks, new drunk best friends, traintertainment^TM, chatting with cabbies/uber drivers/sales clerks, SciFi, Fantasy, neutral colors, winged eyeliner, Burt's Bees chapstick, puns, Period Sherlockian Dramedies, legos, polka dots.

DISLIKES Waking up to an alarm, humidity, sudden loud noises, hangovers, men who flirt by insult, last call, crowded trains, airports, people who use their cell phones at the register, wet willies, earnest expressions of affection, strong scents too early in the morning, doing the dishes, realizing she has no snacks when she's already taken off her pants.

SUPERLATIVES Most likely to know that cabbie's lifestory; Most likely to bring up a random fact she heard on NPR; Least likely to volunteer to take out the trash; Most likely to use emoticons/emojis in emails to her boss.