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[daliahn]

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[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

Oh, thanksssss

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10 ways to enjoy black coffee

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Will definitely be there! Thanks for the invite.

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https://www.buzzfeed.com/kassycho/tumblr-is-totally-obsessed-with-the-story-of-this-kids-pet-c

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It even looks like a Caterpie!

[lowyn.insanejournal.com]

bent needs to get on his game, i had to google that. WHY does it look like it has googly eyes???

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

What are he and Max doing leaving you in the Caterpie dark?! Because googly eyes are the coolest. How are you? What's up? Whatcha doing?

[lowyn.insanejournal.com]

i... am tired. and sniffly. and ready to pop, please let me pop. idk, max and bent think harper and i don't care but now we're just gonna study pokemons and do pokemon under the table AND CATCH THEM ALL. i love googly eyes. i feel very scattered right now. how are you???

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

I would try to pop you, but I feel like that's probably a really, really bad idea and on the list of things I definitely shouldn't do? I want to understand doing pokemon under the table. Is there a pokemon IRS? Is there a pocket monster that's an auditor? Googly eyes are awesome. Especially the cool colored ones and the giant ones. I'm all right. Should probably try to sleep, but I'm sleepy but not tired. Or tired but not sleepy. IDK. one of those things.

[lowyn.insanejournal.com]

you're right. it's probably illegal to make me pop, too, and it could be too soon. what if it's too soon? i hope pokemon irs is as cute as regular pokemons but i imagine they're more dragon like because they're out to get you when you've done wrong!!! googly eyes makes me think of boobly eyes which is an inside thing with bent from when i first met him but it makes me really happy i just wanted you to know that. i feel like googly eyes should be on everything though. i get this sleepy feeling, it's how i feel, but i'm not ready to sleep. my mind isn't empty enough yet.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

My Klonopin says: it's a baby, not a 9/11 joke. I'm sorry on its behalf. Hey, Dratinis are wicked cute. I hope theyre the Pokemon IRS. What if the Pokemon IRS is like the Ministry of Magic and full of pokemon death eaters and shit. You guys are cute. It's gross. but in the nice way. That's what klonopin are for. They're like... brain vanquishing swords.

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This is now stuck in my head no matter what for eternity.

[bfc.insanejournal.com]

harry potter is a lizard person #confirmed

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i love the gettysburg address

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

Voldemort was really just a #truther

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YES YOU WILL SUFFER WITH ME

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

Four score and seven bowls ago.

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All life is suffering.

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voldemort wrote truthism.com it's canon