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did you just break the hash tag?!
I dunno. It got al jesusy and made my hands burn.
I guess I can forgive you. There's really pizza, right?
And on the 8th day, "let there be pizza" said he.
That's in there, right?
That's in there, right?
and you fart rainbows for the rest of the day?
how else do you think i got you to agree to let me move in?
what if i told you an eight year old was coming over to hang out for a couple of hours tonight?
Am I allowed to ask "who is your daddy and what does he do?" in an Austrian accent and never explain it?
Glad I asked in advance. Who, exactly, is this 8 year old? Is there an associated Amber Alert? Did you murder his dad?
he's my brother-cousin. no, his parents died in a car accident when he was a few months old.
Sorry for being an asshole. We can all go get ice cream and never speak of this again?
i'm sorry for laughing at you. we have to have pizza first, because he's having trouble with fractions and i'm supposed to help him with his homework. i told him this was a secret mission though, so you have to play along.
is the answer to that ever not yes?
You know you're never allowed to move out, right?
what if i leave you pie on my way out?
I guess then I get the whole pie to myself.
seems like a pretty sweet deal to me.
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