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[daliahn]

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[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

did you just break the hash tag?!

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

I dunno. It got al jesusy and made my hands burn.

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

sorry.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

I guess I can forgive you. There's really pizza, right?

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

there can be? i just got home.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

And on the 8th day, "let there be pizza" said he.

That's in there, right?

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

pocket bible says yes.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

What happens if you sit on it?

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

it cries unicorn tears.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

and you fart rainbows for the rest of the day?

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

how else do you think i got you to agree to let me move in?

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

Point taken.

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

what if i told you an eight year old was coming over to hang out for a couple of hours tonight?

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

Am I allowed to ask "who is your daddy and what does he do?" in an Austrian accent and never explain it?

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

er, his dad is dead, so...

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

Glad I asked in advance. Who, exactly, is this 8 year old? Is there an associated Amber Alert? Did you murder his dad?

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

he's my brother-cousin. no, his parents died in a car accident when he was a few months old.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

Sorry for being an asshole. We can all go get ice cream and never speak of this again?

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

i'm sorry for laughing at you. we have to have pizza first, because he's having trouble with fractions and i'm supposed to help him with his homework. i told him this was a secret mission though, so you have to play along.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

So we should also get pie?

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

is the answer to that ever not yes?

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

You know you're never allowed to move out, right?

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

what if i leave you pie on my way out?

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

I guess then I get the whole pie to myself.

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

seems like a pretty sweet deal to me.