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[daliahn]

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[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

i'm sorry for laughing at you. we have to have pizza first, because he's having trouble with fractions and i'm supposed to help him with his homework. i told him this was a secret mission though, so you have to play along.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

So we should also get pie?

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

is the answer to that ever not yes?

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

You know you're never allowed to move out, right?

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

what if i leave you pie on my way out?

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

I guess then I get the whole pie to myself.

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

seems like a pretty sweet deal to me.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

I want at least a pizza pie and a key lime pie.

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

it sounds like you're telling me to stop at four and twenty blackbirds on my way home.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

I'm not not telling you that.

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

i'm getting a chocolate julep pie and no one can stop me.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

If anyone tries, tell them it's an EMERGENCY.

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

this has bourbon and so it's probably not kid-friendly, which means i should get two pies, right?

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

Plus, they're for educational purposes.

[wbeck.insanejournal.com]

he's gonna get hopped up on sugar just in time for me to bring him home.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

Those are the rules for brother-cousins.