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[daliahn]

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You got to watch cartoons at home all day?!

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Noooo, I wish. I put JB on at the shop and it was a gooooood decision. Vinny's judgin tho.

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I haven't even met him and I'm questioning his taste.

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You have to be nice to him when you do though because my Godson is the absolute cutest ever.

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I'll be too nervous to be mean. Promise.

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Just make fun of me, he'll be sups into it.

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That won't make him hate me?

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Making fun of me is like his favorite past time.

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I just gotta make sure he doesn't think I'm mean to you

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Eh, you could just be yourself and he'll end up liking you?

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Fingers crossed.

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No need to worry. He's easy.

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There'll be a cute bb, so that'll help

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Mason is the absolute cutest bb.

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But does his butt look like boobs in a 50s bra?

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Maybe a little. It didn't, and now it does!

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I noticed it for the first time and now I can't unsee it. They're very perky

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CANNOT BE UNSEEN

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not even brain bleach can save us.

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NEVER ENOUGH BRAIN BLEACH

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so excited you're finally sharing baby pictures.

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