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daliahn ([personal profile] daliahn) wrote2029-11-18 12:34 am

fresh notebook, stat, [insanejournal.com profile] newamsterdam


previously on Dahlia's Spam Post . . .
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santa

[identity profile] bfc.insanejournal.com 2016-09-02 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
i love the gettysburg address

[identity profile] daliahn.insanejournal.com 2016-09-02 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Four score and seven bowls ago.

[identity profile] bfc.insanejournal.com 2016-09-02 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
i totally forgot what i was saying

[identity profile] daliahn.insanejournal.com 2016-09-02 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm working on accomplishing that.

[identity profile] bfc.insanejournal.com 2016-09-02 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
https://youtu.be/q2y9inP4CqE this is the song you listen to when you do that

[identity profile] daliahn.insanejournal.com 2016-09-03 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm apparently a secret redneck and have been listening to this on repeat.

[identity profile] bfc.insanejournal.com 2016-09-03 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
he's standing in the doorway. he's Thinking about things

[identity profile] daliahn.insanejournal.com 2016-09-03 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
he is very introspective.

[identity profile] daliahn.insanejournal.com 2016-09-03 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm thinking about my musical tastes, and many of them involve various iterations of door jamb leaners.

[identity profile] bfc.insanejournal.com 2016-09-03 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
mine is white guys who are generally unhappy

[identity profile] daliahn.insanejournal.com 2016-09-03 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I think mine are white guys who are incredibly zen but also really tortured.

[identity profile] bfc.insanejournal.com 2016-09-03 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
oh i didn't know you were a fan of john mayer

[identity profile] daliahn.insanejournal.com 2016-09-03 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
How else would I know my body was a wonderland?

[identity profile] bfc.insanejournal.com 2016-09-03 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
why do i doubtlessly expect him to say i'm gonna lick my balls

[identity profile] daliahn.insanejournal.com 2016-09-03 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna lick my balls/I'm gonna ride over the falls/I'm gonna settle my accounts with you.

IT works.

[identity profile] daliahn.insanejournal.com 2016-09-03 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Move to Hollywood and cash in