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[daliahn]

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Comments

[cwar.insanejournal.com]

My favorite thing is that this giant of a man just bitched slapped an actual ten year old and did not even have the audacity to feel bad about it.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

I mean, sometimes you really just wanna slap a ten year old.

[cwar.insanejournal.com]

More often than not I really want to slap a ten year old. But I have the wherewithal to be ashamed of that fact.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

I forget that you exist in a world where you frequently see ten year olds.

[cwar.insanejournal.com]

I do! I have yet to slap one in the face, in front of their parents or not! Do I get a medal?

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

You can keep the medals you were gonna make me?

[cwar.insanejournal.com]

Those were best friend necklaces. And you're still getting those with your P Diddy Instagram coasters. I want a real medal. For not slapping children. It's gotta be engraved.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

I've only got a seal stuffie. It's for marksmanship. Does that work?

[cwar.insanejournal.com]

Only if it's from Army.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

Hmm.. i also have a hand chair?

[cwar.insanejournal.com]

I prefer the stuffed seal from Army.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

Stuffed steal it is.

[cwar.insanejournal.com]

I can steal us more stuffed seals too. I don't even care.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

We'll go a stuffed seal crime spree.