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[daliahn]

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not even brain bleach can save us.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

So ew I'm hiding from my roomies

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NEVER ENOUGH BRAIN BLEACH

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Why you gotta hide the ews for?

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cuz they'll tease me, duhhhh

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so excited you're finally sharing baby pictures.

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I am here to ask for a custom.

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And also ask wtf this is.

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Steven Universe

[lowyn.insanejournal.com]

i didn't know where the baby oil went and now i know

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😍hello future ex-husband

[lowyn.insanejournal.com]

he works with children and is actually from australia. i'll send him a letter for you.

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do you watch big brother?

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That's so kind of you. Tell him I'm only marrying him for his baby oil hoard.

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I know what it is, but I have never actually seen it. Which is surprising, since I love horrifying crap.

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this show is everything wrong with america... the world...

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wait

this is why he keeps kids around for the baby oil coupons

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Donald Trump is on it?

[lowyn.insanejournal.com]

no but there are donald trump supporters

and i still watch it with my whole family why

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Do you need kids to use those?

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no but maybe he wanted to keep his secret for the olympics idk

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Did you hit your head?

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The Olympics are about tolerance and love and competition with good sportsmanship. And baby oil fetishes. and not practicing because you can't find the keys to the stadium, so half of the opening ceremony is just handing locals funny wigs and telling them to go dance around.