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[daliahn]

previously on Dahlia's Spam Post . . .
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[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

That's so kind of you. Tell him I'm only marrying him for his baby oil hoard.

[lowyn.insanejournal.com]

wait

this is why he keeps kids around for the baby oil coupons

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

Do you need kids to use those?

[lowyn.insanejournal.com]

no but maybe he wanted to keep his secret for the olympics idk

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

The Olympics are about tolerance and love and competition with good sportsmanship. And baby oil fetishes. and not practicing because you can't find the keys to the stadium, so half of the opening ceremony is just handing locals funny wigs and telling them to go dance around.

[lowyn.insanejournal.com]

so i'm not the only one who expected a little more

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

I give them 100 points for ideas and -50 for execution. The big climate change fuck you to the rest of the world was great.