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Nov. 18th, 2029 12:34 am
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Date: 2016-07-13 03:59 am (UTC)

Date: 2016-07-30 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knoxe.insanejournal.com
I am here to ask for a custom.

Date: 2016-07-30 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knoxe.insanejournal.com
And also ask wtf this is.

Date: 2016-08-07 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lowyn.insanejournal.com


i didn't know where the baby oil went and now i know

Date: 2016-08-07 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daliahn.insanejournal.com
😍hello future ex-husband

Date: 2016-08-07 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lowyn.insanejournal.com
he works with children and is actually from australia. i'll send him a letter for you.

Date: 2016-08-07 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lowyn.insanejournal.com
do you watch big brother?

Date: 2016-08-07 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daliahn.insanejournal.com
That's so kind of you. Tell him I'm only marrying him for his baby oil hoard.

Date: 2016-08-07 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daliahn.insanejournal.com
I know what it is, but I have never actually seen it. Which is surprising, since I love horrifying crap.

Date: 2016-08-07 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lowyn.insanejournal.com
this show is everything wrong with america... the world...

Date: 2016-08-07 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lowyn.insanejournal.com
wait

this is why he keeps kids around for the baby oil coupons

Date: 2016-08-07 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daliahn.insanejournal.com
Donald Trump is on it?

Date: 2016-08-07 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lowyn.insanejournal.com
no but there are donald trump supporters

and i still watch it with my whole family why

Date: 2016-08-07 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daliahn.insanejournal.com
Do you need kids to use those?

Date: 2016-08-07 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lowyn.insanejournal.com
no but maybe he wanted to keep his secret for the olympics idk

Date: 2016-08-07 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daliahn.insanejournal.com
Did you hit your head?

Date: 2016-08-07 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daliahn.insanejournal.com
The Olympics are about tolerance and love and competition with good sportsmanship. And baby oil fetishes. and not practicing because you can't find the keys to the stadium, so half of the opening ceremony is just handing locals funny wigs and telling them to go dance around.
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