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[daliahn]

previously on Dahlia's Spam Post . . .
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[carisi.insanejournal.com]

Dude. Clarissa? You just took it way back!

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

I'm old school, like shell-toed adidas and the running man. c'mon, now.

[carisi.insanejournal.com]

I don't know how I could ever doubt you.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

You're a rude dude with a tude?

[carisi.insanejournal.com]

But I rock those Adidas like nobody's business, which makes me cooler than everyone else!

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

You mean other than me?

[carisi.insanejournal.com]

Some things never change.

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and we're a go for visual puns.

[carisi.insanejournal.com]

I can't... stop... STARING!

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And now that you're hypnotized I shall dig around in your pockets.

[carisi.insanejournal.com]

Swats at your hands. This isn't 2012, Doll! You can't just go around steaking my weed.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

Wide puppy eyed pouting. But I don't haz any.

[carisi.insanejournal.com]

Sharing is caring. I'll share if you ask nicely... or offer up a trade I can't resist.

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I have beer and all the streaming services?

[carisi.insanejournal.com]

But do you have cake.

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I have cake ingredients?

[carisi.insanejournal.com]

SOLD!

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

Funfetti with strawberry frosting?

[carisi.insanejournal.com]

Funfetti with chocolate frosting. Always chocolate.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

Then I need to get chocolate frosting.

[carisi.insanejournal.com]

Chop chop doll face

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

Bossy!

[carisi.insanejournal.com]

Yeah I'm still kind of a jerk. That hasn't changed.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

I'm still weird so there's an offset or something?

[carisi.insanejournal.com]

Yin to my Yang?