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[daliahn]

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[stelli.insanejournal.com]

I need to remind myself that I'm an educated and classy lady, because sometimes I can't help my instincts.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

Is there a particular hoe in need of smacking?

[stelli.insanejournal.com]

Maybe. I think they travel in pairs nowadays.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

So, you don't have hoes in separate area codes?

[stelli.insanejournal.com]

Unfortunately not. But, it makes the slap-a-ho delivery quicker.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

You should line 'em up so you can show them the strength of your pimphand with a single swing.

[stelli.insanejournal.com]

I like the way you think.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

You're supposed to be the brains. If I'm the brains than you're the cute one. meh.

[stelli.insanejournal.com]

Meh to you too. I'm not allowed to be cute?

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

You can't have everything

[stelli.insanejournal.com]

I don't. Hence the activation of my smack a hoe senses.

[daliahn.insanejournal.com]

Now I want details. Go put them inside that custom, pimp.